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Myths about getting pregnant (this stuff just isn’t true).

    

      You can’t get pregnant if…

  • It’s your first time

  • If you’re both virgins

  • If the guy pulls out before he ejaculates or if doesn’t go all the way in

  • If you have sex in a pool or hot tub

  • If the girl douches with coca-cola or vinegar after sex

  • If both partners don’t orgasm at the same time

  • If the girl jumps up and down after sex (to get the sperm out)

  • If the girl pushes really hard on her belly button after sex

  • If the girl takes a shower or bath right away

  • If the girl is on top during sex

  • If the girl takes aspirin and drinks a coke after sex

 

Myths about STD’s
 

  • AIDS only happens to Homosexuals – WRONG!! – Ask Magic Johnson!

  • You can’t get AIDS or STDs if you have sex with just one person Don’t believe it!!! – One is all it takes.

  • You can tell if someone has an STD - Wrong again – don’t bet your life on it!

  • You can’t get STD’s from oral sex – Excuse me, don’t you remember that skin to skin contact bit

  • Anal intercourse is safer and therefore okay – Ok, no one believes that, but they used to

  • When I get to know my partner, they will tell me if they have a STD – Yea right, do most of your friends share this kind of stuff with you?? - NOT

 

Myths about Birth Control
 

  • You can’t get AIDS or STDs if you use the birth control pill – Beep, wrong, the pill doesn’t protect against ANY STD

  • The pill is 100% effective against pregnancy – Nothing is 100%, new studies even show being overweight reduces the effectiveness of the pill

  • You can’t get pregnant or catch a disease if you use a condom – NO.  Condoms can and do fail.

 

For more information

Questions & answers about STD's

Nuts and bolts - disease information about the most common STD's

If you have questions, concerns, or want to schedule an appointment for a check-up or test, please call your local health department office today.  Local office phone numbers and clinic schedules are listed below.

570 N. Marshall Rd
Coldwater, MI  49036

517-279-9561
20 Care Drive
Hillsdale, MI 49242

517-437-7395
209 W. Hatch St.
Sturgis, MI  49091

269-659-4013
1110 Hill St.
Three Rivers, MI  49093

269-273-2161
 
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